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Chef Mario by DiamonEyes Chef Mario by DiamonEyes
This dumbass wouldn't take my order.:steaming: I repeated my order to him 16 times and all he did was just stand there with his rape face and sticking his thumb up at me the whole time. Talk about RUDE!
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Mario-Wolfe Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Am I the only one that think this is almost as creepy as :iconjeff-the-killer:?
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
You are NOT the only only one
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Mario-Wolfe Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

O.O

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Sonnets-and-Suicides Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kind of reminds me of rodney dangerfield with that bulging eye hahahaha no respect I tell ya no respect! lol
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
:iconlooolplz::iconlolgirlplz::iconlooolfishplz::iconlolpigplz: I never noticed till now! :rofl:
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Sonnets-and-Suicides Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahaha It would be awesome to somehow make an eye bulge out like that on purpose when going through a drive through to see if the person at the window could keep a straight face hahahahaha Would you like ketch........AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA Would make for a good youtube series, or better yet get that garden gnome from the travel commercials and put it under the door in a changing room and then do the voice from outside...why helloooooo there lol
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
I likez the way ya think! :iconbadassplz: I'm gonna watch ya now :eye::eye:
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Sonnets-and-Suicides Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks! I'm one of those people that if you were out and about with in public, you would either be saying I'm not with this loon, or you would be crying from laughing so hard. One time I went to a chinese buffet and my last plate just had a little on it, well I acted like I tripped and dropped the plate and then I fell down dramatically and several people were snickering (which I wanted) and I started pouting...stop laughing at me and acted like a complete retard. It was great hahahaha Better yet, have you seen those commercials where hmmm, well one was a doctor just coming out of surgery and the nurse is saying well done doctor, and the guy pulls down his surgical mask and is like Oh I'm not a doctor but I did stay in a holiday inn express last night... well one time at wal-mart I found two people arguing over bread, first it was stupid, secondly I picked up a totally different loaf, got between them, handed it to them, and said here take this one it's better, trust me I drive a Land Rover and then I just walked off leaving them with a derpppppp look on their face.
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
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:icondressplz: AWESOME experiences!!! :iconyesyesyesplz:
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Lord-Kothless Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
:icontrolldanceplz: You always know how to make me smile.
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
:icondaawplz: :D:icontrollwinkplz:
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Yoni-Danziger Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Professional General Artist
:icontrollfaceplz: Not something I'm used to see from you, but I like it,
kinda creepy and funny all at the same time :giggle:
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
It IS creepy. And it's just kinda standing there next to the flower shop :rofl:
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Crida Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He's creepy.... xD
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012
Correction: VERY Creepy! :iconmasterhandplz::iconsmiledogplz::iconcrazyhandplz:
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Crida Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao:
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Rayjmaraca Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
bahahaha
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
Isn't that great??! :rofl:
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anaPhenix Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
:rofl:
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
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anaPhenix Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
:lmao:
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
That's my new favorite combo :D
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BigA-nt Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha nice one - and funny story!! :D
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
:rofl: Thankz man!! :iconbadassplz:
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BigA-nt Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My plezure! :D
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zalebcaleb Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
In scarred
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
So am I
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MarinaCoric Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Professional
:lol:
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
:rofl: :lmao: Too weird and funny! :D
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druid69 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
And then? ;)
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
I took all his money:sprint: Only to realize it was a bunch of pebbles :rofl:
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druid69 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
That was a stone cold bust! :lmao:
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
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druid69 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
:iconbadassplz:
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exiledfaie Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
bahahahaha!!!!!!
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
:rofl: Thankz! :D
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Shayan-Nayash Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
:rofl::icontrollwinkplz:
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Shayan-Nayash Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl::lmao:
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Sleepwalker1803 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconlooolplz: This is so great! :rofl::lmao: You made my day! :D
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
You're welcome!! :iconbadassplz: My BDAY gift to you!!! :iconkissingplz:
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RedSuzanne Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I would sue!! You could make a MINT!! No, not a chocolate one, either!
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
Good idea! :iconeinsteinplz:
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RedSuzanne Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you. It always works for me...sorta. OK, I have not been very successful in that department, but a good swift kick always brings them to their knees..or breaks em...LOL
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essencestudios Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012   Traditional Artist
:wtf:
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
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essencestudios Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012   Traditional Artist
what the hell is that thing:?:P?
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
I think he stole it from a "Bob's Big Boy" restaurant. :eyepopping:
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essencestudios Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012   Traditional Artist
:lmao:its really creepy:iconcreepyonionplz:
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DiamonEyes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
:iconlolpigplz: It IS very creepy! :fear:
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